Two-Bit Villains

Upstairs in the historic Adelaide Arcade—Level One, to be exact. Two-Bit Villains slings unapologetic, elite plant-based comfort food. Adelaide’s cruelty-free crowd points newcomers straight to the onion ring burger and those crispy faux-meat *chik'n* patties—pure seitan wizardry rivaling any traditional diner fare. The chips? Total crunchy perfection. Wash it all down with a blueberry iced matcha or a botanical gin sip. The vibe is pure relaxed elegance—grand architectural charm, casual board games, an indie soundtrack at just the right volume. Plant-based purists and curious carnivores alike flock here for gluten-free buns that actually hold up and seriously flavor-packed plates.