Simple Simons Gelato Coffee House Cafe

Those tracking down a proper post-swim feed on The Esplanade point straight to Simple Simons. Forget the usual beachfront fluff. This breezy Balmoral brekkie spot delivers serious culinary chops wrapped in elite hospitality—mostly thanks to Peter, the undisputed soul of the floor. The ultimate move? A hearty chicken and leek pot pie flanked by crisp chips, or a flawless chilli prawn linguini bursting with fresh greens and a bright, tangy kick. Wash it down with a Banana Açaí Smoothie or a Mango Delight. They absolutely nail that elusive, highly-prized dessert metric—not too sweet. Whether you're chasing spectacular waterfront views, a top-tier scoop of gelato, or just a restorative feed after the Taronga Zoo walk, this sun-drenched café is the ultimate weekend play.