Crooked Letters

Quirky Prahran staple. Serious espresso pulling Axil roasts. Some of the most stacked, sauce-heavy bagels south of the Yarra. Those clocking daily visits to this humble corner joint will tell you flat out—the pastrami bagel easily rivals a proper NYC Reuben. The kitchen goes hard on the details. Think perfectly scrambled eggs piled high, thick slabs of halloumi, and nicely cooked pies alongside elusive GF options. The vibe? Dog-friendly, laid-back, and unapologetically messy. Pro tip from the morning crowd: grab a table and dine in. You’ll want two hands and zero takeaway-box distractions for these generously loaded creations. Wash it down with a flawless long black—rich crema, pitch-perfect extraction—and soak in the top-tier local energy.