Witches In Britches

Ditch the polite proscenium arch. Melbourne’s unapologetic theater junkies routinely pack out this Dudley Street institution for a fix of real, unadulterated camp. A spooky tunnel entrance. An electric, buzzing room. Witches In Britches serves up a beautifully crass danse macabre—pure, uproarious smut wrapped in stunning costumes. The city's late-night cabaret hounds flock here for the lightning-fast crowd work and total obliteration of the fourth wall. Expect hearty plates of shredded lamb shoulder and pumpkin soup—perfectly timed between raucous acts. Whether hitting the evening dinner service or the high-glam bottomless brunch, the performers absolutely own the room. Pulling punters on stage. Turning every table into the punchline. Pure, high-camp adrenaline.