Milky Lane Elizabeth Quay

Right on the edge of Perth's Elizabeth Quay—where the river views are prime—sits a loud, unapologetic temple to maximalist comfort food. Those dialed into the city's burger scene know this spot isn't playing it safe. Expect bumping DJ beats, a neon-drenched dining room, and plates that demand serious attention. Dedicated patty hounds point straight to the beef smash burgers—sporting that essential, lacy Maillard crust—while the loaded PopKorn chicken and towering fries are mandatory table shares. Thirsty? The bar slings wildly theatrical, smoking cocktails (like a roast watermelon concoction draped in sour straps) alongside gravity-defying, candy-stuffed milkshakes that easily double as dessert. Rounded out by ridiculously upbeat service and warm Caramilk and Biscoff skillet puddings, it’s the ultimate waterfront flex for a heavy-hitting, sugar-spiked night out.